19 Reasons Why You Desperately Need A Date Right Now

We have all had those times when we are out of the dating game for a while and have nobody to get those warm cuddles from, after work or those goodnight calls at nights just before we go to sleep. But that’s fine. Being single is not at all bad. In fact, it gives you the opportunity to spend time with and just be, yourself! But when it’s been too long since you have last dated and it’s started to show in your lifestyle in all kinds of creepy and startling ways; it’s probably high time you let go of that tub of ice cream and start looking for your match.

1. It’s been way past winters and yet you don’t feel like walking down the street to the parlor and getting your ‘grizzly bear’ arms waxed.

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2. You have been whiling away your time doing useless crap like teaching your dog to write. (Pssstt… so he could sign the marriage certificate if need be.)

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3. Your apartment has a tower of old pizza cartons with no history of ever sharing their contents with anyone other than you.


4. You have drunk dialed your ex and her current girlfriend/boyfriend-snatcher and alternated between drunken sobs and guttural abuses.

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5.  Your PJs have become your second skin and you literally ‘live in’ them now.

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6. The smell of your five-day-unwashed self has become your new identity.

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7. You have watched all the seasons of sitcoms from Friends and Game of Thrones to Sarabhai vs. Sarabhai and Duck Tales, 5 times each.

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8. The last time your phone rang, you had to search for it in the whole house and finally found it in the refrigerator.

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9. Your concerned friends have made an account for you on Truly Madly.


10. And your worried family members also registered you on TrulyMadly.com.

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11. You have watched all romantic comedies and even the ones sans the comic lines with your pillow cum console and a box full of tissues.

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12. You know it well what being third, fifth or even ninth wheel is like.

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13. Your pillow has become your serious romantic interest.

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14. And food….that’s what you have become madly passionate about.

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15. You have seriously started to look for the reasons of your utter ‘singledom’ in your past karma.

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16. You have now lost count of how many times you’ve got wasted and wailed in front of your bestie for why you are still single.

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17. You tell them how you are going to die alone and not even your friends argue with you on that any more.

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18. However, when sober, you make it perfectly clear how you are single only because you are not going to settle for anyone mediocre just for the sake of having a bae.

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19. But that’s only what you like to believe, so you can sleep at nights.

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