Funny Phobias That Can Ruin Your Date

Nope, we did not make these up!
Let’s say all is going swell with your date, not even a nano pause in the Awwss and hahahas but out of the blue your date turns into a weeping bahu from a 9 pm soap opera?
You may scratch your head over who may have died, Well,  it’s their phone actually!
Nomophobia is an intense fear of losing contact with one’s phone and a lot of us actually have it.  (Now, you know what to carry!)
Fancy diner, waiter comes in to take your order, turns to your date but just the deed of deciding actually makes them sick in the stomach?
It’s quite possible they have decidophobia or the irrational fear of making decisions.  Make it easy by playing a quick game of eeine meniie miney mo!
Gulzar genes?
If you believe the highway to anyone’s heart is with the abracadabra of your words, make sure you take erm… take  permission from your date before you begin your Verse1.  Metrophobia or the fear of poetry and scares the hell out of them.
Stick to flying kisses if your date warns you –‘No kissing’.  Peeps with Philemaphobia  hate kissing or the idea of it. Let’s not kid about this.
Candlelit dinner under the stars, a full moon also makes a special appearance…
But your date exits the scene?
Some people are petrified of the big fat chanda mama and the fear is called Selenophobia.
You may want to keep it cool with shorts or a pretty skirt on a hot summer day. But if your date starts running away from you like the dude in temple run, the sight of your knees may have sent them into full-blown panic mode!
Few drinks down, DJ calls everyone to shake a leg- you pull your date and jump on the dance floor but to see them jumping out of fear? It could be due to a bout of Chorophobia or the fear of dancing.
Oops! Sometimes two left feet don’t make a right.
Now that you know some funny phobias that can ruin a date, why don’t you tell us yours? 😉
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