The 5 Stages You Go Through After A Rejection

Rejection is painful. Oh yes! It’s indeed. But those who have gone through it will agree it is actually part hilarious too. Black comedy maybe, but not as sad as you may think of it. After all, all move on, find love and live happily ever after only to look back and laugh at their own silly antics. And those who refuse to, well, they need to look closer. Even they got someone (just like themselves) who craves their love and attention. But keeping the grave preaching tone aside, this is what I have learnt from any rejection. And harder it may sound, even you will not be able to agree less or laugh any lesser.


At The World’s End

Immediately after a rejection, all you can think of is it’s the end of your life… The world’s crumbling and come the night, it will be apocalypse! You can neither eat, nor sleep and your pillow is always soggy with buckets full of tears and snot it has to bear days at end. You become the true picture of Devdaas, with your beard growing on it’s way to break the Guinness World Record and if you are a girl, your eyes minus their usual coal mine mimicking kajal, making you look like the female version of Edward Cullen.
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Main Hoon Jwaala

Here you finally realize it will not need an apocalypse that would take your folks life along with you but the serious smell rising up from your extremely messy room (and you) that would choke you all down to death. Now’s the time to bathe in many days and clear the fungus infused leftovers from your room. You become the clone of the angry young man and curse and abuse your ‘once’ crush, to your heart’s fill. You can’t stop thinking how seriously retard they could be to reject you! I mean you! It’s you!
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Fraaaandship Zone

Once you’ve dipped your head in thanda thanda cool cool tel and calmed yourself down you start believing you can think clearly now. Oh yeah! You are progressive and practical! Why can’t you be friends with your crush, isn’t it. It is, only it’s not. Or is it? And before you can even answer yourself, you have had dialled your crush’s number and asked him out ‘like a friend’.
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My Heart Will Go On

Worst decision ever!! The fact that you are processing the one tomato slice, not even whole, half in your mouth and half still being punctured with your fork from the past half an hour is the living proof. By now, all your practicality has gone out the window, onto the road and under the truck that passed right over it. Your world’s gone numb and you can only see their charming smile and twinkling eyes…. And all you know is, you want them more than ever now!!
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Bandaa Yeh Bindaas Hai

You are back into the ‘I’ll make them want me someday’ business. It’s your little secret now. (Shhhh…. It’s only till you find someone better.. Or you know, till the history repeats itself!) 😉 🙂
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